Mark Ure: 2 books

Why waste a tenner on your favourite celebrities autobiography when you can read this for the price of a litre bottle of White Lightning?This is my life story, most of it is made up but so is Harry Potter.I'll leave the decision with you but if you don't buy it everyone will know that you're a jakey

Danny is a heroin addict, his mum was a crystal meth addict, she sold him when he was a kid for £25.Read his story and tips on how to survive in the streets.Comedy book, not to be taken seriously.Don't download if easily offended.