Louisa Swann: 48 books

When Hiram Randall finds a corpse in his bathtub all he wants is to make it go away, but the cops are determined to pin the murder on him and so is his shrimpy neighbor. Can Hiram con his way out of this sticky situation? Or will his wife's research pull the plug on his not-so-soggy story?

Jamie Sloan found his super powers sitting in a blackberry bush outside his bedroom window on the morning of his tenth birthday. Picking blackberries—not high on Jamie’s priority list, especially on his tenth birthday. But Mom insists—family tradition and all that grownup bunk. Using...

Jamie Sloan found his super powers sitting in a blackberry bush outside his bedroom window on the morning of his tenth birthday.Picking blackberries—not high on Jamie’s priority list, especially on his tenth birthday. But Mom insists—family tradition and all that grownup bunk.Using a beat-up...

Early 1850. Something hungry moves among the hulls of the abandoned ships blanketing San Francisco bay like an abandoned graveyard. The whispers spread, “There be dragons here.” Why does Abby Crumb get the feeling she might be the dragon’s main course?

How far would YOU go to survive? Accosted by an airship from hell. Dragged through half of San Francisco Bay. Dumped in a mining camp in the middle of Absolute Nowhere. All because she kept Mother waiting. 17-year-old Abigail Crumb finds herself regretting her decision...

Wild magic and monsters. Who could ask for anything more? When Lani's grandmother unexpectedly dies, Lani sets out to find the only relative she has left – a long lost aunt who lives half a continent away. Lani's falls back on her only protection – her youth – as she makes her way to...

You can get away with a lot of things in Hell—bad singing, bad politics, bad breath.Even murder.But no one gets away with stealing Sam the Ham’s delicious Golden Pig.A laugh-out-loud story about life after death—from a rebel hamster’s point of view.

Rhea Lockman hates technology. Gadgets and gizmos have not only complicated her life, they've killed her husband and son. Now she has a chance to help a rebel group in their fight against The Establishment, striking directly against the technology that is taking over her world. Something she...

A few nits, a giant fly, and one crazy adventure...When lives are threatened in a new louse colony, the local lice step up to meet the challenge, discovering new allies in the process.

You can get away with a lot of things in Hell—bad singing, bad politics, bad breath. Even murder. But no one gets away with stealing Sam the Ham’s delicious Golden Pig. A laugh-out-loud story about life after death—from a rebel hamster’s point of view.

A blind date like no other . . . A contractor's not-so-perfect night. . . A cowboy's magic touch . . . Wild magic and monsters . . . A fish who wants to fly . . . Five fantastical tales that lift the reader from the everyday world and carry them to the other side of the door.

Jack Wood is The Contractor in Little Valley, California. He knows who to wine and who to dine and tonight is his night. Tonight the entire valley has come together to honor Jack for being the Most Prolific Contractor in the area. A perfect night– until Jack’s ex-insurance agent shows up to collect on her bill.

No matter whether it's here on Earth or halfway across the Galaxy, revenge always packs a punch. question is: do you take it standing up like a man or let it suck you into an empty black hole?

When Cal is “sentenced” to spend her summer outside with a bunch of gawky kids and stinky cows, she’s certain there is no worse punishment. Life without her computer is no life at all. All her friends, at least the ones that matter, are online. There’s no one in the real world Cal wants to spend time with. Until she meets Troy. But he’s not in the real world either. Or is he?