John Grandits: 2 books

Seven Rules You Absolutely Must Not Break If You Want to Survive the Cafeteria

by John Grandits
Language: English
Release Date: June 27, 2017

Addressing kids' anxiety about unfamiliar situations, this irreverent book lists and explains the rules a kid must follow to survive the perilous world of the school cafeteria. Warnings about the pitfalls lurking in the lunchroom have Kyle imagining and fearing the worst, as the server, the lunch...

Ten Rules You Absolutely Must Not Break if You Want to Survive the School Bus

by John Grandits
Language: English
Release Date: October 9, 2018

A hilarious picture book about surviving the school bus and the first day of school. * “Outrageously humorous.” —School Library Journal, starred review * “Worthy of being shelved next to Jon Scieszka’s funniest.” —Kirkus Reviews, starred review Kyle is dreading his...