by
Jewd Quinn
Language: English
Release Date: January 31, 2017
A kid peed on some cereal boxes and a clerk used mop water that's somehow dirtier than human waste. There's a funny smell in the air now. I'm picking up Kira from work. She was supposed to get off five minutes ago. This has been a long five minutes.
The rom-com has been turned on its head and life is about to get a whole lot crappier.