J A Kazimer: 10 books

Book cover of Froggy Style
by J.A. Kazimer
Language: English
Release Date: March 1, 2013

Jean-Michel La Grenouille has a lot going for him. He's a prince. Handsome. Filthy rich. And definitely charming. But he also spent his first few years as a fly-catching, pond-dwelling frog. All that saved him was the kiss of The One, the girl who saw nobility through his slimy form and fell into...
Book cover of Stolen Kidneys, Dead Hookers & Other Nursery Crimes
by J.A. Kazimer
Language: English
Release Date: December 5, 2010

Welcome to Sin City. Liars, cheaters and thieves fill the pages of this twisted short story collection. And let's not forget the dead hooker, beautiful tattooed lady, and a vibrator named after our 43rd president.
Book cover of New Never News: #1 Source of F***ed Up Fairy Tale News
by J.A. Kazimer
Language: English
Release Date: April 4, 2012

If you enjoy the Onion, you will love the New Never News. It brings all your favorite fairy tales together in a very f***ed up way. From the author of the award winning of the F***ed Up Fairy Tale series (CURSES! & Froggy Style), comes the New Never News, the kingdom's best source of fairy...
Book cover of Sex with a Shooting Star
by J.A. Kazimer
Language: English
Release Date: October 3, 2011

From The Junkie Tales collection comes a short story about sex, love, and the secrets we keep. Benjamin Coleman is in love. Jodie Dean has a secret. Will either survive sex with a shooting star?
Book cover of The Assassins' First Date
by J.A. Kazimer
Language: English
Release Date: July 1, 2016

Ben and “Six” have a date, but no one’s going to get lucky. The partners kill bad guys for a living. Their goal, and that of fellow assassin Nate, is to take out an arms dealer. The target dies, though they didn’t do it. The assassin who got to him first did not leave any obvious clues. Have they been betrayed? Is the mysterious assassin waiting to pick them off?
Book cover of The Fairyland Murders
by J.A. Kazimer
Language: English
Release Date: December 1, 2014

Blue Reynolds knows the darker side of New Never City—the side that's hopped-up on fairy dust and doesn't care if your house gets blown down. Rent's due and his PI business is all but make believe. But even Blue shudders at having to chase after Isabella Davis, a freckle-nosed redhead five feet...
Book cover of Curses!

Curses!

A F***ed-Up Fairytale

by J.A. Kazimer
Language: English
Release Date: March 1, 2012

I'm no hero. In fact, up until a couple of days ago, I was the villain. Kidnapped maidens, scared kids, stole magic tchotchkes--until I got into a little scrape with the union. Now I'm cursed with the worst fate in New Never City--no matter what I do, I gotta be nice. So when a head-case princess...
Book cover of Haunted in Hollywood

Haunted in Hollywood

The Adventures of Loey Lane

by Loey Lane, J.A. Kazimer
Language: English
Release Date: November 14, 2017

When a fashion magazine offers YouTube vlogger and model, Loey Lane, a cover shoot at the iconic Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel, she jumps at the chance, flying from her small hometown in Kansas to the City of Angels . . . and ghosts. Soon after arriving, speculation of a murderous ghost haunting...
Book cover of The Lady in Pink
by J.A. Kazimer
Language: English
Release Date: August 18, 2015

Coming home to find a dead body in your living room isn’t the best way to end a long day’s work, especially when that work is as New Never City’s premier blue-haired PI. It’s even worse when the corpse is your intern, electrocuted to death, and you’re the one with enough voltage flowing...
Book cover of A Shot of Murder
by J. A. Kazimer
Language: English
Release Date: June 8, 2019

When it comes to murder, sometimes it's better to be lucky than good. Ten years after leaving the small town of Gett, Florida, for Hollywood stardom, Charlotte "Charms" Lucky—who has never quite lived up to her surname—returns home to run the Lucky Whiskey distillery while her...
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