Holly Geely: 12 books

Revenge. Murder. Betrayal. Practical jokes. Toilet humour. Hideous punchlines. Welcome to a collection of Holly Geely’s groan-inducing short fiction. Ogres become chefs. Minor gods fall to Earth for bathroom infractions. Santa Claus gets what’s coming to him. Flower puns. The...

Holly Geely lends her own brand of silliness to twelve Christmas tales of romance, intrigue, and even murder. Christmas miracles abound in these shorts that are filled with (something resembling) Christmas cheer. One man will brave the malls on Christmas Eve. A coroner will solve a murder...

Dearest Raymond, This letter must remain confidential. I will begin with Lord Bonbon’s confession. “It’s not even a good curse,” he said. Is there a monster living in your garage? Is there a portal in your room you’d rather avoid? Do weddings fill you with ferocious feelings? Are...

Do you like gripping tales of action and adventure? Are you fond of spooky science fiction? Does high fantasy float your boat, while low fantasy tickles your yacht? Well, good news – none of that is what you’ll find here! This book includes: - An exclusive story set in The Dragon’s Toenail...

Whether it’s the guardian dog of the underworld, or a massive beast waiting to eat you, you have to know that a big black dog is bad news on Halloween. What you might not have realized is that Hades is a reasonable guy, and rabbits don’t, in fact, wear scarves. Valentine’s Day isn’t...

We talked for a while, until he stumbled off to parts unknown. I was filled with a new sense of purpose that would not manifest itself until I was older (and stronger). I never saw the old man again, but I never forgot him. I meant it when I said he was my hero. He still is. Meeting him inspired...

Rafaello's office is a collection of the most creative, most talented creatures, alive or undead. His designers can do anything, from revamping your tomb to updating your out-of-date curse website. Living and working forever isn't easy. Pegasus in Monster Resources knows the truth of that....

Brogan and Teagan Finnaly didn’t have to wander far to find trouble. Their battle with Alesstros is over, but it seems that some of his monsters remain. Collin, plagued by almost-memories of the evil sorcerer, and Neal (his loving boyfriend) agree that the monsters must be stopped. Melinda’s always...

“When the dragon flies again, The Three shall unite and conquer all!” Both the chimera and Alesstros have quoted the so-called prophecy. The battle with Alesstros is over (again) and The Three were defeated (right?). The prophecy was garbage. The purple dragon doesn’t know what he’s...

When Teagan Finnaly’s girlfriend is kidnapped by slave traders, he demands to be allowed to go after her. Older brother Brogan, Knight of the King, leads the expedition through Hell and high water – and a dragon too. With middle brother Kaylan, Teagan’s bodyguard Neal, and the handsome...

Romance. Time travel. Regret. Chestnuts. Sometimes cheating is the only way to win. Sometimes rupturing the space-time continuum is better than the alternative. In this collection of short stories, the universe isn’t kind to fools (or parents). Lovers can’t handle rejection, fighters...

Olive has nine tickets to the sold out Cylindrical Sludge concert in Nightmare City. Finding eight friends won’t be difficult; she’ll start with her best friend Daniel, the organizer extraordinaire. A road trip with friends seems like the perfect way to spend the summer before college, even if...