Gerrard Wilson: 29 books

Book cover of Skewed Rhymes
by Gerrard Wilson
Language: English
Release Date: September 18, 2015

This eBook contains a selection of well-know nursery rhymes that I have given the once over, in my own unique Crazymad way. I hope you enjoy reading them. They’re nursery rhymes, Jim, but not as we know them!
Book cover of Croaky the Frog
by Gerrard Wilson
Language: English
Release Date: September 22, 2015

My story begins one sunny summer’s afternoon, with Croaky the fog sitting on his favourite lily pad, enjoying the sun while lying in wait for a dainty morsel to catch. Watching the flies buzzing to and fro across the pond, hoping that one of them landed nearby, or at least slowed down enough, to allow...
Book cover of The Witches
by Gerrard Wilson
Language: English
Release Date: March 9, 2016

It happened one cold autumnal night, when three crazy mad witches appeared in my bedroom and began to fly around my bed. You may well ask, Is this just another one of your fantasy stories, like so many others you have penned over the years, you might ask. My answer, the only thing I can say to you in reply is to read on and find out for yourself…
Book cover of The Three Faerie Sisters and the Big Bad Wolf
by Gerrard Wilson
Language: English
Release Date: January 26, 2016

The three sisters, Lisa, Greta and Mildred, wondered if they would ever again see Yoruk, the little man who had told them they were really and truly faeries. You see, they had so many questions to ask him. When Yoruk finally showed up, on Saturday morning, Lisa, Greta and Mildred were overjoyed, ecstatic to see his little green face smiling back at them.
Book cover of The Three Faerie Sisters and the Faerie Bags
by Gerrard Wilson
Language: English
Release Date: January 21, 2016

Greta, Lisa and Mildred were so excited about their newfound statues – being faeries – they jumped out of bed as if their lives depended on it. After washing their hands and faces and brushing their teeth, they dashed downstairs and into the kitchen, where they climbed onto their chairs, ready for all the wonderful, magical things the day might bring.
Book cover of Beetles About!
by Gerrard Wilson
Language: English
Release Date: September 21, 2015

A MAD short story about a family of beetles. Or is is a short story about a MAD family of beetles? Read it and decide for yourself. Furthermore, it's absolutely and utterly free!
Book cover of The Three Faerie Sisters
by Gerrard Wilson
Language: English
Release Date: January 21, 2016

Lisa, Greta and Mildred are three little sisters. On day, a little man dressed entirely in green tells them that they are faeries, real honest to goodness faeries. With that, their magical adventures begin.
Book cover of The School Fete
by Gerrard Wilson
Language: English
Release Date: June 23, 2015

Every year our school put on a Grand Summer Fete. It was the event of the year, just before school broke up for the summer holidays, and each and every pupil looked forward to it with great anticipation. As the time of the event grew closer, and the school rooms began to fill up with the many bits...
Book cover of Wot and Nott's Race Against Time: Part Three - the Changeling Attack
by Gerrard Wilson
Language: English
Release Date: October 16, 2015

An unusually small Christmas transported Wot and Nott to the magical land of Onisha, where Umahia, the Grand Mystic, told them how Miafra had taken it over. Umahia asked for them to help him rid Onisha of the evil dictator, Miafra. Having accepted the challenge, Wot and Nott set off, determined to...
Book cover of Searching for Alocyrrehcyzzif
by Gerrard Wilson
Language: English
Release Date: September 18, 2015

Searching for Alocyrrehcyzzif. What on earth can that mean? Look at the picture of the bottle of Mystic Cola. Scrutinize it well, in fine detail. Well, did you see them? Did you see the troubled souls trapped within it? Did you see the expressions on their poor, pitiful faces, knowing they have no...
Book cover of Like a Storm Trooper
by Gerrard Wilson
Language: English
Release Date: May 25, 2015

Don’t get me wrong, George loved his wife, he loved her dearly, in fact he adored the ground she walked on. However, there was a problem; Martha, George’s beloved wife, SNORED. For three long years George had struggled to overcome his weakness, the fact that he was an incredibly light sleeper....
Book cover of The Circus of Grotesques
by Gerrard Wilson
Language: English
Release Date: September 21, 2015

The Circus of Grotesques: it will change your life FOREVER.An odd, bizarre and definitely STRANGE short story. Moreover, it's absolutely and utterly free!
Book cover of Castleknock Henry
by Gerrard Wilson
Language: English
Release Date: December 8, 2017

I’m Henry the cat, A Castleknock fact, A cat that’s really a rat, Spending my days lazing away, While killing for sport ‘till I’m jacked.
Book cover of A Christmas Fairytale
by Gerrard Wilson
Language: English
Release Date: September 18, 2015

Christmas Eve so still I know, But something’s in the wind, There’s a sense of magic about, It’s now we need our friends. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Christmas Eve began no different from any other morning this year. Yawning, I opened the blind to see what the day outside offered. It was cold...
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