Gayden Metcalfe: 3 books

Book cover of Being Dead Is No Excuse

Being Dead Is No Excuse

The Official Southern Ladies Guide to Hosting the Perfect Funeral

by Gayden Metcalfe, Charlotte Hays
Language: English
Release Date: May 7, 2013

Folks in the Delta have a strong sense of community, and being dead is no impediment to belonging to it. Down South, they don't forget you when you've up and died--in fact, they visit you more often. But there are quintessential rules and rituals for kicking the bucket tastefully. Having a flawless...
Book cover of Some Day You'll Thank Me for This

Some Day You'll Thank Me for This

The Official Southern Ladies' Guide to Being a "Perfect" Mother

by Gayden Metcalfe
Language: English
Release Date: April 1, 2009

A hilarious guide to that incomparable creature--the Southern mother. Southern society is arranged along matriarchal lines, since the Southern matriarch is a far more formidable being than the much nicer Southern male. She has to be this way; she was put on earth with a sacred mission: to drum...
Book cover of Somebody Is Going to Die If Lilly Beth Doesn't Catch That Bouquet

Somebody Is Going to Die If Lilly Beth Doesn't Catch That Bouquet

The Official Southern Ladies' Guide to Hosting the Perfect Wedding

by Gayden Metcalfe, Charlotte Hays
Language: English
Release Date: May 7, 2013

Even if you've never attended a wedding in the South, you'll find laughter in the pages of this deliciously entertaining slice of Southern life and love, complete with recipes, advice, and a huge dose of that famous charm "In the Mississippi Delta, funerals bring out the best in people,...
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