Freeman Hall: 8 books
Return to the Big Fancy
A Riotous Descent Into the Depths of Customer, Corporate, and Coworker Hell
Language: English
Release Date: September 18, 2012
Bigger, Fancier, and more cutthorat than ever!
When Freeman Hall left The Big Fancy to pursue his screenwriting dreams, he thought the horrors of working in a handbag department were finally over. But instead of fame and fortune, he found himself stuck behind a wall of script-killing rewrites,...
Retail Hell
How I Sold My Soul to the Store
Language: English
Release Date: September 18, 2010
From Act I:
*"I think you left these behind," I said, handing them to her. This happens all the time when women try to return bags they've used. Tampons, lipstick, coins, Tic Tacs, and condoms are the top treasures found.
"Greasy" let out a sigh as if I were the problem. "I really don't see...
Coworker Hell
A Retail Hell Underground Digital Short
Language: English
Release Date: October 1, 2012
Backstabbers and Slackers and Mismanagers, Oh My!
On the battlefields of retail hell, sometimes your “allies” turn out to be your worst enemies . . .
When managers can’t run their stores and when coworkers refuse to actually work, shifts in retail go from bad to hellish and fast....
Stuff That Makes a Gay Heart Weep
A Definitive Guide to the Loud & Proud Dislikes of Millions
Language: English
Release Date: October 18, 2010
There's nothing they hate more than bad home décor, cheap vodka, and men who take off their shirts but shouldn't (especially when those things happen all at once!). They believe they're unique, yet somehow they're all exactly the same, bitching about Prop 8 and lamenting the sad fact that Bradley...
Little Monster Hell
A Retail Hell Underground Digital Short
Language: English
Release Date: September 10, 2012
There is no wrath like a Hellspawn scorned . . .
They scream. They cry. And they’re worse then just miniature versions of their entitled, rude, and too-often crazy parents. They’re Hellspawn.
These child terrors didn’t get their name for being cute. They have ransacked stores,...
Stolen Hell
A Retail Hell Underground Digital Short
Language: English
Release Date: September 24, 2012
Greedy Grabbers, Privileged Pinchers, Shady Scammers, and More!
Whether they’re swiping merchandise or conning cashiers, Nasty Ass Thieves (NATs) can be retail’s worst nightmare.
Do they honestly think they can return merchandise they didn’t buy? Or muscle their way out of a private...
Discount Hell
A Retail Hell Underground Digital Short
Language: English
Release Date: September 17, 2012
These Discount Rats want more than sales
To Discount Rats, the world should be free . . . and retail slaves are to blame when it isn’t.
These crazy customers show up with purses full of coupons and intend to leave with enough swag to impress a thief. They’ll negotiate, scream, complain,...
