Elizabeth Ratface: 2 books

While many consider themselves experts at failed dating and courtship, this handy guide provides a multitude of dubious examples about how to be even worse. Instructions are given on how to develop an annoying hyena laugh, the appropriate moment to mention how cancerous your date looks, and the best...

Which sex is stupider? This volume seeks to answer this question, using heavy doses of humor and a multitude of examples. Written by Liz and her husband Roland in order to give both sides of the story, chapters explore the myths of women who cannot operate simple devices, men who bungle simple shopping tasks, women drivers, and men who are clueless about relationships.