Donald : 3901 books

THE F**KING IDIOT . . .  Vlad Wieckowski has seen better days. With only the clothes on his back, he's out of money, out of luck, and out of gas.  CONFRONTS THE EVIL PINT-SIZED BASTARD . . .  That little sh*t Henry Winkle is at it again, and this time he's got warehouses full...

PRODUCT DESCRIPTION Mackelroy Puggsley thought he'd heard it all until an odd man named Bilby Bloob shows up in his lobby one morning. When Bilby demands a marriage license for his gassy wife, the old man puts his foot down. Sure, it's one thing to marry your high school sweetheart, but a fart?...

When an old man hobbles into the Palazzio and demands his favorite dish, the peculiar Pedo Flambé, the wait staff isn't sure what to make of it. "I'm sorry, sir, but we don't have such a thing on our menu." His baby-faced waiter Zach Spitz frowns. "You sure about that?"...

THE F**KING IDIOT . . . Vlad Wieckowski has seen better days. With only the clothes on his back, he's out of money, out of luck, and out of gas. CONFRONTS THE EVIL PINT-SIZED BASTARD . . . That little sh*t Henry Winkle is at it again, and this time he's got warehouses full of...

It's a swell day aboard Crampton Airways Flight 007 until a passenger decides to follow his heart (and nose) out the airplane by cracking open the emergency door. Before long, others follow, chasing their dreams to certain death. What exactly has gotten into them? The hell if Captain...

Barnabus Prim has reached the end of his rope. Drowning in debt and married to an obnoxious wife who can't stand the sight of him, he decides to do the unthinkable. But finding a way to the afterlife proves much more difficult than he imagined. For mature audiences. Approximately 2,800 words. EXCERPT...

The search for the hairiest butt on Venus leads to explosive results. Approximately 1,600 words. WARNING: Butts, with lots of hair on them.

A sheltered young lady who is terrorized finds herself in a twisted situation, trying to save herself and sanity. The closer she gets t the truth the further off she seems to be!

There are two stories here. 1. Project Genesis. A team of scientists is sent to a space station to ride out an apocalyptic war on Earth. They carry a payload of human gametes and newly invented artificial wombs. Their mission is to use the equipment to repopulate Earth if it becomes necessary. They...

Desiree, a popular TV illusionist, feels compelled to visit an old, run-down curio shop, where she finds a magic wand that belonged to Merlin. The wand leads her on a perilous journey to a world in another dimension. That world is doomed to certain destruction, but the inhabitants believe that Desiree...

Two stories. "A Journey Too Far:" An astronaut returns to Earth to find no humans, but a world of Robots and androids at war with each other. "Imposter:" A robotics engineer poses as an android to leave Earth for a terradome on Mars before a huge asteroid hits Earth, because of...

Al Rice awakens one morning to find himself healed of hemophilia, and is no longer HIV positive. He also learns that he has powerful psychic capabilities. In trying to learn how all this happened, he learns that Earth is being observed by three different alien groups. Two of the groups are from the...

Contains four stories, all with unexpected endings. A practical joke gone wrong, Deer hunters find more than deer. A lost and found diamond ring. Lost in a blizzard.

Mary Shelley's novel, "Frankenstein" ends with Victor Frankenstein dying from exposure in the frigid arctic. His creation is left in the frozen wasteland presumably to die also. It survives, however, and makes its way southward, ending in the Caribbean Sea. It drowns when its boat capsizes near...