Dale Mettam: 2 books

Hero Petz

by Dale Mettam
Language: English
Release Date: March 27, 2013

Even as the evil Itachi Clan tightens it's grasp on Peludo City, six heroes... okay, five heroes and a crazy Monkey stand ready to defend the innocent and fight for justice. El Conejito the Rabbit; Wonder Squirrel; Steel Shell the Turtle; Sensei Penguin-San; Kapitan Brüllaffe the Monkey; and...

The Pub at the Center of the Universe: a novel from the fifth dimension

by Dale Mettam
Language: English
Release Date: February 13, 2009

If the world's worst department store security guard in history is to survive, let alone save the universe, he better learn a few basic rules as he crosses the cosmos.Rule #1: Never, ever, switch off your Forced Reality Bubble.Rule #2: The most prevalent species in the universe are bugs.Rule #3: There...