Celia Rivenbark: 9 books
Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank
And Other Words of Delicate Southern Wisdom
Language: English
Release Date: September 4, 2007
Celia Rivenbark's essays about life in today's South are like caramel popcorn---sweet, salty, and utterly irresistible
Celia Rivenbark is a master at summing up the South in all its glorious excesses and contradictions. In this collection of screamingly funny essays, you'll discover:
* How...
Belle Weather
Mostly Sunny with a Chance of Scattered Hissy Fits
Language: English
Release Date: July 1, 2010
Bestselling Author of We're Just Like You, Only Prettier and Bless Your Heart, Tramp
Hang on to your hats! We're in for some fiercely funny weather and crackling-sharp observations from Celia Rivenbark, of whom USA Today has said, "Think Dave Barry with a female point of view."
With...
Bless Your Heart, Tramp
And Other Southern Endearments
Language: English
Release Date: May 30, 2006
From the wickedly hilarious pen of Southern humorist Celia Rivenbark comes a collection of essays that brings to mind Dave Barry (in high heels) or Jeff Foxworthy (in a prom dress).
Step into the wacky world of "womanless wedding" fund-raisers, in which Bubbas wear boas. Meet two...
Rude Bitches Make Me Tired
Slightly Profane and Entirely Logical Answers to Modern Etiquette Dilemmas
Language: English
Release Date: October 22, 2013
In this always sensible and mildly profane etiquette manual for the modern age Celia Rivenbark addresses real-life quandaries ranging from how to deal with braggy playground moms to wondering if you can have sex in your aunt's bed on vacation to correctly grieving the dearly departed (hint: it doesn't...
The Height of Rudeness
Four Sneak Peek Essays Plus One Exclusive!
Language: English
Release Date: August 27, 2013
In this short e-original The Height of Rudeness, readers will get 5 essays - one never-before-published and 4 "sneak peeks" at the kind of manners advice Celia Rivenbark will be dishing up in her upcoming etiquette book RUDE BITCHES MAKE ME TIRED.
Have you been "wait-listed"...
We're Just Like You, Only Prettier
Confessions of a Tarnished Southern Belle
Language: English
Release Date: April 1, 2010
"On the short drive to the preschool,
I dutifully unwrap a NutriGrain bar and
toss it into the back seat to my four-year-old.
Sometimes I'll even unwrap one for myself.
Studies have shown that it's very important
for familes to eat together. . . . "
Why couldn't the Sopranos survive...
You Don't Sweat Much for a Fat Girl
Observations on Life from the Shallow End of the Pool
Language: English
Release Date: August 16, 2011
From the bestselling, award-winning author of You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start In The Morning, comes another collection of hilarious observations that will resonate with women, mothers, and girlfriends everywhere
In her newest wickedly irreverent humor collection, Celia Rivenbark...
She Drives Me Crazy
Three Favorite Essays
Language: English
Release Date: July 13, 2011
From the bestselling, award-winning author of You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start In The Morning among others, comes three wickedly irreverent essays that will resonate with women, mothers, and girlfriends everywhere.
In these essays, Celia Rivenbark reviews the many oddities in stranger-than-fiction...
by Celia Rivenbark
Language: English
Release Date: September 1, 2009
Language: English
Release Date: September 1, 2009
From the author of the bestselling classics We're Just Like You, Only Prettier, and Bless Your Heart, Tramp, comes a collection of essays so funny, you'll shoot co'cola out of your nose. Topics include such gems as:
• Why Miss North Carolina is too nice to hate
• How Gwyneth Paltrow...