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Krystal’s co-worker Donna was telling her about how she had met some bedbuck in Jamaica named Trevor who shattered her pelvis completely with his “big black cock” and now she was in a wheelchair and married to him, despite having what doctors call “Chronic Turtleback”.

Krystal gets an offer to suck some Jamaican d, but she's not really feeling it. He's wearing jean shorts and a puka shell necklace and has muscles, so it looks like maybe he works out? That is seriously disgusting.

Why does Drake use tampons? Does he need them to plug up his bootyhole? Does he have a vagina? Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z.

After her former boyfriend left her pregnant and alone, Megan McKenzie swore off men. She spent the last eighteen months focused solely on her son, Mason, along with finishing nursing school at the top of her class. Although she’s not ready to complicate her life with a long-term relationship, a...

Seinfeld, but they are African-Americans. Greg has to move his bowels at the chicken wing store. Jeromey Rome gets yoked up by a thug.

Kisses on Fire: Reeling from a broken heart, the last thing Abby Hunter, twin daughter of billionaire Joshua Hunter, ever wanted on her vacation was to meet Zane Andrews.  He was tall, sexy, and mysterious…everything her parents warned her about.  He chases her and she runs, but with her...

Winner, Ethel Wilson Fiction Prize (BC Book Prizes)Longlisted for the Dublin IMPAC Literary AwardA sharp and gritty novel told in multiple voices, Anatomy of a Girl Gang is the powerful story of a gang of teenage girls in Vancouver called the Black Roses, a.k.a. "the city’s worst nightmare": Mac, the...

Tired of the hoes, Drake decides to seek his soulmate on The Bachelor. For some reason Will Smith is there.

Seinfeld, but they niggas. Jerry got a shape-up, George ugly as shit--NO HAIRLINE--Elaine a thot, and Kramer lightskin. Newman in prison for credit card scamming. It is, how you say, lit?

A black woman does her first year at university. Her cousin killed herself at the college she plans to attend, so she's not exactly ecstatic. 

Russia decided they were going to send all their gays to Pluto. America was p-o'd at first, because they wanted to send their gays to Pluto. But then Mario Lopez pointed out that Uranus was, duh, way gayer than Pluto, and also, "like bigger", so America said nvm to Russia and after Mario...

Kyle was a black dude with permed bangs who moshed to Joy Division and ate, exclusively, Kraft Macaroni & Cheese. Well, he'd buy the knock-off version from the dime store, dump it in a bowl, and run it under the lukewarm tap in the apartment he shared with his mom, Linda, and her live-in lover,...

The PR statement that was sent out after Santa’s death cited diabetes as cause of death, but the real tea was he had been messing around with them reindeers and got reindeer AIDS. The symptoms mimicked untreated diabetes (loss of eyesight and feet; nerve damage; peeing a lot), so it was easy to...

Reggie teaches a class down at the community college that helps adult loser virgins figure out how to not be like that anymore.