Alexei Auld: 12 books

Out of the fry bread pan, into the fire! Native American law student Crispy Calusa had big dreams when he left home for the Big Apple, but it's a whole different world off the Rez.  While striving for an education, he's managed to piss off the city’s locals. And that’s not even the awkward part....

WARNING: Before you go any further, please finish the first two LUSCIOUS MELCHUS books and TONTO CANTO POCAHONTAS before you proceed with this one. There are spoilers and I don't want to ruin the exciting conclusions of the earlier books for you. Melchus hasn't been able to enjoy life since...

Chinese-Jamerican Rufus Wang eschews the playboy lifestyle of his paternal grandfather by attending law school, staying true to a boring, live-in girlfriend, and accepting a summer associate position at prestigious law firm Krueller Pitts. After languishing in office politics for unearthing the salacious...

WARNING: Before you go any further, please don't read BEATINGS IN PROGRESS unless you've finished THE JERKED LAW CLERK. There are spoilers and I don't want to ruin the exciting conclusion of the first book for you.  Percy Winkler's 24/7 law firm job requires him to pass the bar exam without...

What is best in life for Melchus? Crushing his bean bag chair, watching a television before him, and hearing the lamentations of donuts. Preferably, all three at the same time.  Unfortunately, Melchus hasn't been able to enjoy any of those pleasures since his god-like powers of lusciousness...

What is best in life for Melchus? Crushing his bean bag chair, watching a television before him, and hearing the lamentations of donuts. Preferably, all three at the same time.  Unfortunately, Melchus hasn't been able to enjoy any of those pleasures since his god-like powers of lusciousness...

WARNING: Before you go any further, please finish the first LUSCIOUS MELCHUS book before you proceed with this one. There are spoilers and I don't want to ruin the exciting conclusion of the first book for you.  Melchus barely survived his last date with a mythic she-beast. Now he must woo...

Percy Winkler wants to be a lawyer. All he has to do is pass the bar exam. And to pass, he needs time. Time that his boss, Dick Bacon, will only give him if he survives his job as a human piñata. Can Percy persevere and preserve his precious brain cells long enough to realize his dream? Or will he forever be THE JERKED LAW CLERK?  This is the first part of the CHUMPED trilogy.

Ethiopian expat and up-for-anything, Samson, prefers social diversion over self-analysis and parties as an escape from reality. Native American and certifiable germaphobe, Opie, embraces a different lifestyle. In an effort to find stability amongst chaos, he adheres to strict rules he's laid out for...

WARNING: Before you go any further, please don't read CEASE TO PERSIST unless you've finished THE JERKED LAW CLERK and BEATINGS IN PROGRESS. There are spoilers and I don't want to ruin the exciting conclusions of the previous books for you.  Exasperated by Percy Winkler’s inability to pass...

"Every hour, you get a bag. In the bag, you find a job you gotta do and the tools you need to do it. You don't do the job? You die. You snitch? You die. You get locked up? You die. Capisce?"  What did Percy Winkler do to deserve this?  He graduated from law school.  Percy...

Have you spent your life delaying the creative call? You probably told yourself “One day, when the time is right, I’m going to…” The time is right now. Your voice matters. You just need some motivation. This book will help you to: Understand why this is the...