Big Black Valentine's Day

Maria and George are in a struggling, mundane relationship. As Valentine's Day comes around, Maria recalls the previous year's horrendous attempt, or lack thereof, that George treated her with. He believes that it's a made up, corporate holiday that represents greed. Maria ddoesn't really care for Valentine's Day either but with friends and family always bragging about their escapades, she feels as though she's had enough.

When Maria opens up to George, he brushes her off and the two have a heated confrontation. In the end, he sends her a little gift, with a note: Let's do something dirty with chocolate. Maria is lost as she wonders what her husband has planned and rushes home to find the door to her home slightly ajar.

An uneasiness crosses her as she steps in and sees her husband bound to a chair. Three big black men are frozen as they stare at her. They seem to know her, and they know her husband's name. Maria wonders if her husband wants her to fulfill a drunken fantasy they shared. The three big black man grin and unwrap their chocolate bars...