Ben Trovato's Guide to Everything

Ben Trovato shares his considerable wisdom to help you, the ordinary people, through the maze of modern life. There’s more good to be done here, and – if the successes of all those other phoney gurus are anything to go by – more money to be made. Naturally, it all starts with sex, or, rather, love, an area in which Trovato is well versed. The first section tells you – in twelve easy steps – how to make a woman fall in love with you (without losing your self-respect, individuality and personal freedom). Of course, not all his readers are men or lesbians, so there’s a section for the ladies too: how to make a man fall in love with you (without losing your sanity, sense of humour and virginity). Fully aware that there is more to life than sex – money, for one, and unbridled power, and recreational drugs – Trovato offers advice on a wide range of subjects: how to get the most out of a mid-life crisis; how to deal with rogue cops, how to survive erectile dysfunction and much, much more.