Become an Author: A Short and Snappy Guide

‘Ladies and Gentlemen! Are you bored with your life? Do you have no friends to chat and spend time? Don’t know what to do in your spare time or after retirement? Do you want to become famous without climbing mountains or doing stupid reality shows? Do you want to share your life’s knowledge with others? Do you want to earn some extra pocket money or even a windfall if you are lucky? Do you seek an exciting hobby that can keep you busy and entertained for decades? Do you want to see your name on many websites? Etc, etc.’
‘Yes! Yes! Quick, tell me what I need to do.’
‘Simple, just become an author and start writing books.’
‘What? Don’t be silly! Such hobbies are only for people with great brains and superb talent.’
‘No, it isn’t. But if you still don’t believe me I suggest you keep reading.’