Beards, Devils, and Snake Oil

Science Fiction & Fantasy, Fantasy, Contemporary
Cover of the book Beards, Devils, and Snake Oil by Will Shirley, Will Shirley
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Author: Will Shirley ISBN: 9781310524752
Publisher: Will Shirley Publication: June 30, 2014
Imprint: Smashwords Edition Language: English
Author: Will Shirley
ISBN: 9781310524752
Publisher: Will Shirley
Publication: June 30, 2014
Imprint: Smashwords Edition
Language: English

Though a wizard, Morts is not wise. Unable to accomplish even the simplest of household chores without getting himself banished for illegal summoning, he must learn to find his way in a mortal world he is utterly unfamiliar with in order to complete a virtually impossible quest so he can return home. Magic power, an obscenely inflated ego, and a flying creature made of animated lint are the only assets he has at his disposal, and they're also the ones that will repeatedly lead to him making exponentially more terrible decisions which cause trouble for himself and everyone unfortunate enough to cross his path. He'll need friends to survive this journey, but in a world where everyone wants to use him or abuse him, he'll have as hard a time figuring out who to trust as he has opening doors.

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Though a wizard, Morts is not wise. Unable to accomplish even the simplest of household chores without getting himself banished for illegal summoning, he must learn to find his way in a mortal world he is utterly unfamiliar with in order to complete a virtually impossible quest so he can return home. Magic power, an obscenely inflated ego, and a flying creature made of animated lint are the only assets he has at his disposal, and they're also the ones that will repeatedly lead to him making exponentially more terrible decisions which cause trouble for himself and everyone unfortunate enough to cross his path. He'll need friends to survive this journey, but in a world where everyone wants to use him or abuse him, he'll have as hard a time figuring out who to trust as he has opening doors.

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