At Least the 2nd Best Christmas Book You'll Read Today

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Author: Shawn McMahon ISBN: 1230000283079
Publisher: Books that Shawn Wrote Publication: November 29, 2014
Imprint: Language: English
Author: Shawn McMahon
ISBN: 1230000283079
Publisher: Books that Shawn Wrote
Publication: November 29, 2014
Imprint:
Language: English

Hello there. I like Christmas and I wrote a book about Christmas. This is that book and I hope you purchase it and read it. I had to call it the 2nd best book because I don’t know what you have been up to today. What if you just finished reading Twas The Night Before Christmas? I can’t compete with that. But 2nd best is still pretty solid!

I feel this book has everything you could ever want in a book about the holiday: tons of cursing, improper grammar and formatting, rants about jerks you encounter while Christmas shopping, love letters to Oreo cookies, and about 1,500 words devoted to the Ben Affleck classic Reindeer Games.

I also feel I need to reiterate the amount of cursing. I'm sorry, I need it to be funny. So don't be fooled into thinking this one is for the kids! This is the Christmas book for adults that society has been longing for! I hope you enjoy my silly book and that it makes your holiday a little brighter. I want nothing more from this book than to earn enough money to take my wife out for a nice dinner.

So please keep in mind that your reluctance to purchase this may result in the slow disintegration of my marriage. Merry Christmas!

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Hello there. I like Christmas and I wrote a book about Christmas. This is that book and I hope you purchase it and read it. I had to call it the 2nd best book because I don’t know what you have been up to today. What if you just finished reading Twas The Night Before Christmas? I can’t compete with that. But 2nd best is still pretty solid!

I feel this book has everything you could ever want in a book about the holiday: tons of cursing, improper grammar and formatting, rants about jerks you encounter while Christmas shopping, love letters to Oreo cookies, and about 1,500 words devoted to the Ben Affleck classic Reindeer Games.

I also feel I need to reiterate the amount of cursing. I'm sorry, I need it to be funny. So don't be fooled into thinking this one is for the kids! This is the Christmas book for adults that society has been longing for! I hope you enjoy my silly book and that it makes your holiday a little brighter. I want nothing more from this book than to earn enough money to take my wife out for a nice dinner.

So please keep in mind that your reluctance to purchase this may result in the slow disintegration of my marriage. Merry Christmas!

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