A Married Man's Guide To Christmas

Nonfiction, Entertainment, Humour & Comedy, General Humour
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Author: Robert Henry (Author), Bruce Bolinger (Illustrator) ISBN: 9781611940763
Publisher: BelleBooks, Inc. Publication: November 11, 2011
Imprint: Bell Bridge Books Language: English
Author: Robert Henry (Author), Bruce Bolinger (Illustrator)
ISBN: 9781611940763
Publisher: BelleBooks, Inc.
Publication: November 11, 2011
Imprint: Bell Bridge Books
Language: English

In the great tradition of guy-humor everywhere, here comes humorist Robert Henrys growling, good-hearted rant about holiday madness, A MARRIED MANS GUIDE TO CHRISTMAS. Henry reveals the truth about Christmas through the eyes of a typical married man. Remember, its not how you celebrate the joyous season. Its whether you are still alive, married, sleeping indoors, with a healthy prostate, and without a rap sheet on January 4th that counts. Husbands will laugh out loud. Dads will slap their knees and keel over (have CPR ready). Wives, daughters, sisters, mothers, aunts, female co-workers and sales clerks who dread seeing men mumble and mutter their way through the Christmas section at BIG BOX DISCOUNT WAREHOUSE will nod in recognition at the syndrome best described as CAN I SURVIVE UNTIL NEW YEARS? A Married Mans Guide To Christmas is a must for every guy who wants the women in his life to understand why hed rather buy them gift certificates than brave the treacherous online world of lingerie catalogs. Why have just a joyous season, when you can have a Christmas filled with laughs that dont include finding pictures of Uncle Herbert in a teddy? Irreverent, honest, and biodegradable, Robert Henry has captured the essence of the holiday season for all men in A Married Mans Guide To Christmas. So grab it today for all the beleaguered males on your Xmas list and all the long-suffering females who just want the lights strung on the front porch by Christmas Eve, the honey-do list completed before Aunt Sookie arrives with her flatulent Pekinese, and that expensive bottle of Scotch left mostly full until the tinsel is hung, the presents are wrapped, and the home owners association has accepted your apology for spelling out a less-than-jolly greeting in solar-powered candy canes on your front lawn.

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In the great tradition of guy-humor everywhere, here comes humorist Robert Henrys growling, good-hearted rant about holiday madness, A MARRIED MANS GUIDE TO CHRISTMAS. Henry reveals the truth about Christmas through the eyes of a typical married man. Remember, its not how you celebrate the joyous season. Its whether you are still alive, married, sleeping indoors, with a healthy prostate, and without a rap sheet on January 4th that counts. Husbands will laugh out loud. Dads will slap their knees and keel over (have CPR ready). Wives, daughters, sisters, mothers, aunts, female co-workers and sales clerks who dread seeing men mumble and mutter their way through the Christmas section at BIG BOX DISCOUNT WAREHOUSE will nod in recognition at the syndrome best described as CAN I SURVIVE UNTIL NEW YEARS? A Married Mans Guide To Christmas is a must for every guy who wants the women in his life to understand why hed rather buy them gift certificates than brave the treacherous online world of lingerie catalogs. Why have just a joyous season, when you can have a Christmas filled with laughs that dont include finding pictures of Uncle Herbert in a teddy? Irreverent, honest, and biodegradable, Robert Henry has captured the essence of the holiday season for all men in A Married Mans Guide To Christmas. So grab it today for all the beleaguered males on your Xmas list and all the long-suffering females who just want the lights strung on the front porch by Christmas Eve, the honey-do list completed before Aunt Sookie arrives with her flatulent Pekinese, and that expensive bottle of Scotch left mostly full until the tinsel is hung, the presents are wrapped, and the home owners association has accepted your apology for spelling out a less-than-jolly greeting in solar-powered candy canes on your front lawn.

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