A Boy and His Boner

“A Boy and His Boner” is written in a humorous, irreverent style to both entertain as well as titillate. One of my readers, Sujac has written, “First review I've ever written and I've read a lot of erotica, BDSM, etc. This book (Author’s note: Review was of “Urban Legend’s: The Curious Tale of Naughty Alphonso’s Adult Video’s and Toy’s) was a riot. Creative, hot, hysterically funny erotica and BDSM. BDSM funny? Yes! The way Ellioto writes it. I was laughing out loud while cringing at the same time. Loved the book so much I'm now reading everything he's written. This author has a truly twisted mind and I love it.” (reviewed within a week of purchase). All of my books are written in the same fashion.

This book and three others are available in the compilation: "A Boy and His Boner: The Compilation." At over 100,000 words it is a bargain.

Teenaged virgin Jack Deacon had few expectations for his summer vacation. After an exhaustive freshman year at Brookline High, all the honor student wanted to do was lay in the sun, have fun, swim and exercise. That was all. He would have been very happy. Then, on the first day of summer vacation, Jack ran into Anita while on a run. A nasty run; he was running with a boner, the gentle caress of the satin of his running shorts keeping him on the very edge. He thought he was embarrassed when she discovered it under his loose running tee. But that embarrassment was nothing compared to what he felt after her quick grope made him shoot - while they stood in the middle of the street.

This first contact opens the first week of sexual exploration; not just for Jack but for the two girls who quickly decide that they want him as their premier friend-with-benefits. He was simply sooooo much larger and so much more virile that either of their boyfriends that they had to have him. Again and again and again. Throughout the summer. But first they had to teach the virgin boy the how's and why's of great sex, a task both girls felt they were very well equipped to accomplish. They knew their boy was an overachiever and would not shirk his sexual duties. They could not have been more correct - especially when they tied him spread-eagled to his outdoor trampoline - using him and abusing him for hours and orgasms on end.

The girls do not stop there. They wanted the same crashing, mind-blowing orgasms that they forced on Jack. They, too, are tied naked and spread-eagled to the trampoline arched with a foam rubber crescent under their backs. Both Anita and Nadine are subjected to the same rough treatment. with which they abused Jack...and love every second of it. The descriptions of their incredible orgasms...and what they are thinking (or trying to think) as they have them...are positively other-worldly.

The stories are written in a way that the reader will find fun, erotic, and entertaining. Tits avoids teen angst and pointless drama, concentrating instead on the trios determined persistence while pursuing their pleasures. More information about Tits and his works can be found on his website. My site address is listed elsewhere on this page. This book is also available as the first book of the four book compilation, A Boy and His Boner Compilation. The Compilation is priced at a discount, less than if each book was purchased individually.